wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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