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Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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