you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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