Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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