Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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