butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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