WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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