We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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