mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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