i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm bleeding and have questions
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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