some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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