Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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