Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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