Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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