i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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