Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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