i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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