I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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