No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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