Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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