I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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