party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I fill condoms, not promises.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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