i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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