nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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