a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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