Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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