hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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