The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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