I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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