I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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