I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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