what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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