life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
