At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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