If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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