It's Friday. Sex?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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