I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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