I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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