So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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