I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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