This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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