Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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