She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
