I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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