I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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