I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Two words: blizzard sex
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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