do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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