Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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