No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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