You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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