I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Apparently you make a good broom.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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