What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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